Drogba Admits to FA's Charge of Violent Conduct

Star striker for Ivory Coast and Chelsea, Didier Drogba has admitted to FA's charge of violent conduct, according to a statement issued by Chelsea.

Drogba sucking something and looking orgasmic. Hmm.

For hurling a missile, thought to be a coin back into the spectator stands during his post goal matches, Drogba now faces a possible three match ban for violent conduct. An FA regulatory commission will hear the case on Tuesday and make their final decision based on video evidence and written submissions.

While Drogba's decision to not contest the charge is amazingly professional by his standards, he must have been disillusioned that perhaps they will applaud his honesty in returning a lost coin back to the crowd despite the global credit crunch.