Thursday, May 28, 2009

Suffering from free will

Your partner has been going out on dinner dates with another person and you are deeply disturbed by it. Yet, you have refrained from stopping him/her due to your personal conviction towards free will in a healthy relationship. Painful isn't it? To make it worse, you know that you can put this episode to a close by simply asking your partner not to do so anymore but you have chosen not to everytime.

Similary, God can just with a simple blink of his eyes, stop us from committing sins. But due to free will, due to his love for us, he chose to bear the pain of refraining from doing so.

Think again before you sin. Should you?

Thursday, May 21, 2009

4 v 1

Game of the week:

Man United (Boro, Sunderland, Newcastle) vs Hull City

For the first time, c'mon United!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Dead woman blamed for own death

Berlin - An obese man successfully reduced his original five-year sentence for fatally squashing his wife to only a warning for causing bodily hurt due to negligence.

In a turn of events, the court also ruled that the dead woman was most responsible for her own death, as she did not visit a doctor despite coughing blood for a few days.

The man, a 52-ear-old bus driver who weighs 130 kilograms toppled and fell onto his wife during a scuffle in April 2006. The scuffle started after his wife poured beer over his laptop due to differences over music.

Six weeks later, the 46-year-old woman who was less than half her husband's wieght, died from chest injuries and an autopsy found she had 18 broken ribs and several litres of fluid in one of her lungs.

Totally Unexciting

Man Utd retains the Premier League title following their nil nil draw with Arsenal.

Was that even exciting?

No, it wasn't.

Why? A loss could have ignited Liverpool's hopes.

It is Arsenal. No hope one.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Introducing my friend - Priscilla Ang


She loves to sleep and she suffers from narcolepsy.

Introducing my friend - Chee Yaohui (being tickled)




Maybe, maybe.. two hours later, it goes into a major convulsion and wriggles SLOWLY all over in agony from the tickling.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Man U edges closer to title after comeback win

Comeback wins are earmarks of grit, determination and luck. Needless to say, comeback wins are required hallmarks of champions - a hallmark synonymous with the Red Devils this season.

While 17-year-old Marcheda's pivotal goals ensured Man United's participation in the race, Michael Carrick's 86th minute goal yesterday would probably be the most important last gasp goal for United all season, should they avoid defeat against Arsenal in the next upcoming game.

A battling Wigan could not prevent a superior Man United side from tugging all three points from the match last night. Going into the break with a one nil deficit from a Rodallega strike, want-away striker, Carlos Tevez pulled one back with an audacious back-heel within minutes after his sub-in.

In the 86th minute, Carrick secured all three points for his team when he drove home John O'Shea's pass from the edge of the box. If anyone can remember, Carrick was also involved in Marcheda's deflection-cum-goal in another comeback win against Sunderland a few weeks ago.

For the Liverpudians, all hope now lies with the young Arsenal squad that will be facing the Red Devils this weekend.

If any Liverpool fan needs a hint of a miracle, they can find hope in the fact that the last time when a Liverpool player, John Barnes was awarded Footballer of the Year Award by the Football Writers' Association, Liverpool also won the League title. This year, Stevie G had been voted the same award, so who knows what may happen this weekend.

As they say, history likes to repeat itself.


Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Shearer Keeps Southgate South

Following the 3-1 victory over fellow relegation battler - Middlesbrough, Newcastle finally moved out of the bottom three with Hull City sliding down to fill the void.

Boasting world-class names such as Fabio Coloccini, Obafemi Martins, Michael Owen, Mark Viduka, Joey Barton and the latest addition, Mr Alan Shearer himself, this is a squad that fshould not have even be considered as a relegation battler from the beginning.

While Mike Ashley really deserves nothing better, I would be gutted to see Alan Shearer bear the rap should Newcastle do get relegated. And I am sure there are others out there that echo my sentiments.

Among the three teams mired at the bottom of the table - Hull City, Middlesbrough and WBA, Boro is arguably the least deserved team to go down when the season closes. However, with only two more games to go and Sunderland with 36 points - five away from Boro, hope is thin for the exemplary gentlemen holding up the fort at the Riverside Stadium.

Bust Station


Uncle: "Hello, bus station ah?"

Receptionist: "Yes sir, Good afternoon, welcome to Bust Station."

Uncle: "I seat on two buses for 45 minutes each liao. Can i give you my IC number to enter the lucky draw to win $288 voucher?"

Receptionist: "Wrong number uncle. Our bust here means neh neh. Not car."

Uncle: "Orrh.. sorry sorry. Now nei nei also can transport ah? Technology good ah."

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Locking Families In A Capsule at 541 Feet

Singapore's National Family Council is offering families free tickets to 30 minutes of claustrophobic hell, so that they can..

Spend more time together.

Indeed.

Explosion at IR Site

Gas cylinders which fell off a lorry sparked off an explosion today at the Integrated Resort's construction site.

The 24 gas cylinders were being delivered by the lorry towards the site when they tumbled off and broke their necks. Sparks created in the process fed off the compressed oxygen that gushed out, causing a series of explosions that rattled office and construction workers in the nearby vicinity of the Central Business District.

No one was injured in the accident. Police have cordoned off part of the road in Central Boulevard for ongoing investigations.

Fun Fact Lesson 1: Patience


The diet of the flesh fly is very high in water content. The fly regurgitates the liquid portion of the food, holds it whilst evaporation reduces the water content.

The fly then swallows a much more concentrated food meal without the water content. This continues until sufficient amount of liquid is left for the fly.
-- Wikipedia

Whoa, that means they eat their own vomit. Very close to eating their own bowels then. I shall google on that.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Lets Try This Again

Yeah, lets try to make this work once more.

Anything goes this time round.

See you soon. Time to sleep. Haha. Not much of a start isn't it.