Despite all its brave efforts, Hull City could not prevent a classy Chelsea side from taking all three points at East Yorkshire yesterday. Frank Lampard's magnificent free kick, which drew first blood from the Hornets best epitomised the rift between an authentic title contender and an illly-misranked team.
Our man on the ground - Zmelly Dick, managed to catch up with Deiberson Geovanni and sheds some light on his post match view.
Zemlly Dick (ZD): You mentioned previously that Hull City will beat Chelsea but that did not happen today. What exactly happened out there?
Geovanni (G): Oh yes, Scolari is a top coach and I do not doubt he will be a success at Chelsea, but I feel sorry for him because we are going to beat his team. (nods his head and looks at ZD)
ZD: Yes, that was what you said before the game. Now that you have lost, what exactly went wrong on the pitch today?
G: There was nothing wrong with the pitch. The pitch is good.
ZD: Yah, we can see that. So what about Chelsea then? Were they too good for you all?
G: Oh Chelsea?. Yes yes, Chelsea is a top team and it was hard playing them. I took a couple of free kicks but none went in. But its normal, that happens usually. So, it is ok. We just did not take our chances along the way, which Chelsea did.
ZD: How would you rate Lamp's stunning goal which Scholari rated as one of the best goals he has ever seen?
G: Lamp? Lamps play football too?
ZD: Lamps is Frank Lampard, pardon me for not being clear.
G: Oh!! Lampard.. *Laughs* Oh.. Lampard!!! *Laughs*.. Sorry sorry. I didn't know he is known as Lamps. He is a good friend of mine, i usually call him "hanging balls", not lamps.
ZD: *Laughs* (Incredulous) So, how would you rate that goal?
G: That was a great great goal. No keeper in the world would have stopped that. I have done that so many times and Boaz (Hull City's keeper - Boaz Myhill) have never saved it before.
ZD: You have done it many times?
G: Yes of course. Its simple. Just..... kick. (gives ZD disbelieving stare) Have you seen me played football?
ZD: Yes, i did of course. Well, since you said you can, perhaps you really can do it. *i am going to write about this* So, now that you have lost, do you still feel sorry for Chelsea?
G: Are you stupid? Of course not. I have never said i will feel sorry for Chelsea!
ZD: No, you did in an interview before the game.
G: No, i DID NOT. I said, i will feel sorry for Scholari, not Chelsea. Do not twist my words Dick.
ZD: Oh, i apologise for that overlook but Scholari is like Chelsea and Chelsea is like Scholari right?
G: Yes of course, Scholari is Chelsea's coach.
ZD: So there are no difference between Scholari and Chelsea?
G: No difference.
ZD: So are you sorry for Chelsea?
G: Yes.
ZD: Ok. Thank you. *this guy is b*llocks
G: You are welcome.
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